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Story contains trolling ^_^
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You were taken prisoner by the Axis and tied up (like a boss ^_^). you were under strict orders by the Allies to keep quiet about any of there plans against the
Axis at all cost if you were captured by them, which you were. the task seemed simple enough.

You sat in a small white room with no windows that smelled like dirt. you were sitting on the ground with rope tied around you. the door opened and a tall blonde
man walked in and closed the door behind him. he looked down at you.

"Hey~" you said cheerfully looking back up at him. he looked confused for a moment.

"um...Hello"

"Whats up tall blonde dude?"

"I am Ludwig. I am here to get information about the allies plans against us from you."

"orealy?"

"really"

"orealy?"

"really"

"o"

"stop that" he snapped at you.

"fine i wont talk anymore geeze"

"no i need you to talk"

"about?"

"the plans"

"what plans"

"the Allies plans"

"what about the Allies plans?"

"described them"

"alright! well there recored on paper. the paper they are written on are rectangular and white and flat. theres a lot of them in case one does not" ludwig cut you
off

"no no no! tell me what the plans are"

"i cant do that"

"why not?"

"they are top secret"

"the sooner you tell me the sooner you can leave"

"pfff i doubt that besides im quite comphy right here! although i think i need more rope its kind of chilly down here"

"im under stricked orders to stay here untill you tell me the information i require, so the sooner you tell me the sooner i can leave and you wont have to deal
with me"

"so if i tell you then you will leave?"

"Ja"

"more reason to not tell you"

"what?"

"i enjoy your company"

"look miss i" you cut him off

"My name is -name-"

"what?"

"my name, its -name-. so call me -name and not miss because miss sounds girly"

"alright fine! -name- i would really like it if you would just corporate with me"

"you mad bro?" Ludwig had an annoyed look on his face.

"they dont pay me enough for this" he said and walked over to you and kneeled down to were he was eye level with you and gave you a really serious looking face.
"tell me the plan please" you tried to keep a straight face but ended up laughing like an idiot "whats so funny"

"nothing, nothing"

"then why are you laughing"

"no reason"

"tell me"

"your serious face mad me laugh" Ludwig face palmed "do you really want to know the plans Ludwig?" you asked in a somewhat serious tone in your voice. he looked
at you a bit sceptical

"ja"

"Ask me later trololol"

"what is wrong with you!"

"no what is wrong with you?"

"nothing is wrong with me! wait awnser my question"

"no"

"why are you so difficult"

"you mad bro?" his face got red with anger and he took a deeep breath

"look this is getting us nowhere"

"and?"

"i dont know"

"wanna know a secret Ludwig?"

"i supose" you leaned forward

"the secret is i don't really know any of the plans and i've really just been wasting you time"

"WHAT!"

"ow my ears"

"REALLY DONT KNOW ANY OF THERE PLANS?!"

"stop yelling it hurts my ears" you complained "and to awnser your question. maybe i do know the plans maybe i don't, and you will never know!"

"ARRRRGGGGGGGG"

"you mad bro?" you snickered

"I cant take this anymore" he said and stormed out of the room

"alright bye!" you yelled after him and noticed he left the door open. "you left the door open" you yelled. after a minute or so the door was still open an no
one came back to close it so you made you escape.
i havn't been posting anything like i origionally planned to because ive gotten a cold =( and on my 4 day break from school too. so i havn't been able to think about good idea's for my other stories and i needed to post something so i came up with this. i hope you enjoy this. sorry for grammar and spelling mistakes in this. i dont own you or hetalia.

Part 2 here: [link]
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:iconmow-face:
Mow-face Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"You mad bro?" Ludwig had an annoyed look on his face.

"They don't pay me enough for this..."

"Damn right they aren't!" Chirped Kaitlyn with a smirk.
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:iconasianturnip:
asianturnip Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That's what I so to my friends when I can't keep a straight face!!!
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:iconkurino-sama-alpha:
kurino-sama-alpha Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014
yes!!! how to escape from Germany's grasp: just troll him harder than America can!!!!! it's super effective!!!!
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:iconjadethekidr9:
JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014   General Artist
Me: :icontrolldanceplz: :icontrollwalkplz:
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:iconvonnai:
Vonnai Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
TROLOLOLO

I WOULD ACTUALLY DO THIS TO GERMANY TOO SO I WAS ROFLING
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:icontrueloxfan:
Trueloxfan Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013
XD this is the best thing ever!
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:iconcherrypuppy45:
CherryPuppy45 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013
Ah the power of annoyance....works every time....
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:iconbugyear2005:
bugyear2005 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol, troll much?
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:iconhetalia43v3r:
Hetalia43v3r Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:troll face:
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:iconpandashapeshifter:
pandashapeshifter Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I would so totaly do that to mack him angry lol :)
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:icondeath-dealer123:
Death-Dealer123 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Student General Artist
Love you
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:iconprussiancrimsonheart:
Oh yeah! I got kidnapped, Like a Boss!
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:iconthunderz13:
thunderz13 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Student Digital Artist
:iconloolfaceplz: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO



I LOVE THIS SO MUCH :iconawwyeahplz:
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:icondeath-dealer123:
Death-Dealer123 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Student General Artist
MAN I LOVE TROLLING HIM. HEHEH
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:iconstupidbread:
stupidbread Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2012
I like this already!
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:iconmoonspark5996:
MoonSpark5996 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:iconyoumadbroplz:
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:iconfox334o4:
fox334o4 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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:iconczarcasm101:
Czarcasm101 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012
That was SO funny... U mad bro? lol
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:iconpercyjacksonlover26:
PercyJacksonLover26 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2012
This was written on my birthday, and is one of my favorite stories from you! It's so hilarious!!
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:iconpink821:
pink821 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
trollin' at it's finest
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:iconknwash:
Knwash Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
This made my week
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:iconradianametroid:
Radianametroid Featured By Owner May 24, 2012  Student General Artist
LIKE A BOSS! x'DDDDD
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:iconpikachumustache:
pikachumustache Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
u mad bro?
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:iconorion-pax-117:
Orion-Pax-117 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
LOL i am so mean.......... u mad bro?
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:iconstarscream4ever:
Starscream4ever Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012
LMAO!! I really WOULD act like that! XDDDThis is just too funny.
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:icontheblackwolf07:
TheBlackWolf07 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Student Artist
i really enjoyed reading this one ^^
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:iconfancyfox01:
FancyFox01 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist
XD I would so do this 'cuz I'm immature, and love to piss people off! XD
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:iconbritainiggy:
britainiggy Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
this.cracked.me.up XDDDDD
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:iconanjerika-san:
Anjerika-San Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012
i would do the same thing in that situation
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:iconxxnoramariexx:
xXNoraMarieXx Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh Light, I'm such a twat!
Hahaha, I'm surpised Ludwig didn't punch my damn lights out!
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monkeylvr13 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
i cant read it right now but i will. promise.
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:iconmidnightarrow360:
MidNightArrow360 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012  Student Writer
Trolling for the win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconroozilla13:
Roozilla13 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yes, just yes. This is awesome. I know that if I were ever interrogated by Germany, I would probably just annoy the heck out of him. I've actually done it before (annoyed a captor, that is. Not Germany)
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ignorant-misfit Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2011
I LOVE THIS. SO MUCH.
I've been reading romance ones all day, they give me butterflies, BUT THIS. I've been laughing at this even ten minutes after I read it. xDDD
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DistortedHumor Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

i've had conversations like that before. never with anyone that serious though
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:iconwolfofvalor16:
wolfofvalor16 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD
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:iconwerewolfhuntress:
werewolfhuntress Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2011
there was no way i could stop laughing
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:icontheghostneverdies:
TheGhostNeverDies Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2011
"you mad bro" oh how i love that sentance
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:iconsibiria-chan:
Sibiria-chan Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2011
TROLOLOLOL You should have made the reader sing Rafiki's Asantesana Squash banana song XD
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:iconjade-whisper:
jade-whisper Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Omg, that was too funny!
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:iconfoxinthedarkness:
FoxInTheDarkness Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh man that's EXACTLY how I would act :XD:
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:iconnyan20365:
Nyan20365 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2011  Student General Artist
This is SOOOOO me :trollface:
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:iconlizdixviii:
LizDIXVIII Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2011  Student General Artist
ohmigod i couldnt stop laughing XD

awesome job
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:iconjho14:
JHO14 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2011  Student General Artist
omg, epic!!!! trololololol....omg would be even better if she sang nyan cat or Friday
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:iconwolfofvalor16:
wolfofvalor16 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
you just game me an epic idea for part 8 which is the next part im going to write. i thank you!
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:iconjho14:
JHO14 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2011  Student General Artist
haha you're welcome!...well there is also justin bieber...he IS german. (canada does not claim him)
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:iconwolfofvalor16:
wolfofvalor16 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i dont think any country would want claim Justin Bieber
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:iconjho14:
JHO14 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2011  Student General Artist
except america
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:iconwolfofvalor16:
wolfofvalor16 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
pfff america does not fully claim him lol
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:iconjho14:
JHO14 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2011  Student General Artist
..fine...but it any part of canada claims him? its the east coasters. west coast here has nothing to do with him whatsoever
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