Story contains trolling ^_^
You were taken prisoner by the Axis and tied up (like a boss ^_^). you were under strict orders by the Allies to keep quiet about any of there plans against the
Axis at all cost if you were captured by them, which you were. the task seemed simple enough.
You sat in a small white room with no windows that smelled like dirt. you were sitting on the ground with rope tied around you. the door opened and a tall blonde
man walked in and closed the door behind him. he looked down at you.
"Hey~" you said cheerfully looking back up at him. he looked confused for a moment.
"Whats up tall blonde dude?"
"I am Ludwig. I am here to get information about the allies plans against us from you."
"stop that" he snapped at you.
"fine i wont talk anymore geeze"
"no i need you to talk"
"the Allies plans"
"what about the Allies plans?"
"alright! well there recored on paper. the paper they are written on are rectangular and white and flat. theres a lot of them in case one does not" ludwig cut you
"no no no! tell me what the plans are"
"i cant do that"
"they are top secret"
"the sooner you tell me the sooner you can leave"
"pfff i doubt that besides im quite comphy right here! although i think i need more rope its kind of chilly down here"
"im under stricked orders to stay here untill you tell me the information i require, so the sooner you tell me the sooner i can leave and you wont have to deal
"so if i tell you then you will leave?"
"more reason to not tell you"
"i enjoy your company"
"look miss i" you cut him off
"My name is -name-"
"my name, its -name-. so call me -name and not miss because miss sounds girly"
"alright fine! -name- i would really like it if you would just corporate with me"
"you mad bro?" Ludwig had an annoyed look on his face.
"they dont pay me enough for this" he said and walked over to you and kneeled down to were he was eye level with you and gave you a really serious looking face.
"tell me the plan please" you tried to keep a straight face but ended up laughing like an idiot "whats so funny"
"then why are you laughing"
"your serious face mad me laugh" Ludwig face palmed "do you really want to know the plans Ludwig?" you asked in a somewhat serious tone in your voice. he looked
at you a bit sceptical
"Ask me later trololol"
"what is wrong with you!"
"no what is wrong with you?"
"nothing is wrong with me! wait awnser my question"
"why are you so difficult"
"you mad bro?" his face got red with anger and he took a deeep breath
"look this is getting us nowhere"
"i dont know"
"wanna know a secret Ludwig?"
"i supose" you leaned forward
"the secret is i don't really know any of the plans and i've really just been wasting you time"
"ow my ears"
"REALLY DONT KNOW ANY OF THERE PLANS?!"
"stop yelling it hurts my ears" you complained "and to awnser your question. maybe i do know the plans maybe i don't, and you will never know!"
"you mad bro?" you snickered
"I cant take this anymore" he said and stormed out of the room
"alright bye!" you yelled after him and noticed he left the door open. "you left the door open" you yelled. after a minute or so the door was still open an no
one came back to close it so you made you escape.